Narcissus, mesmerized by the exquisitely chiseled contours of his own jaw, sat transfixed for days, gazing upon his live webcam-captured visage as reflected by the computer screen, waving to himself in jubilant celebration of his sublime comeliness. And so he starved to death.
ahaha why did this make me laugh so hard??
ashleighbot reblogged this from micheleface and added:
like he couldn’t figure out to even look AT THE WEBCAM. oblivious or attempt at a self-shot candid-shot?
micheleface reblogged this from seriouslythatsyourtwitterpic and added:
ahaha why did this make me laugh
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